"Unlock the Zodiac’s Secret Language: Discover a Mind-Blowing New Word that Could Change Your Star Sign Forever!"
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Astrology isn’t just about star signs and horoscopes; it’s an intricate tapestry of concepts woven together to create a broader understanding of our lives and experiences. Think about it – doesn’t grasping the celestial influences sometimes feel like tackling a novel’s first chapter with no clue how to begin? If you’ve got a lock on the fundamentals, like knowing your Mercury from your Jupiter, you’re already several steps ahead. It’s all about seeing patterns, blending meanings…it’s like a cosmic juggling act.
Now, as we dive into the quirks of today’s astrological vibe, there’s a little something I’ve coined that’s been making me chuckle – “poutrage.” Yep, it’s the perfect blend of pouty and outrage, a reflection of Neptune’s current positioning in Aries. Picture the way the fiery energies mingle with Neptune’s watery essence and, voilà, you’ve got a recipe for some hilariously righteous indignation. And trust me, dissecting this cosmic stew is as engaging as Scrabble on a challenging night; you never know what new words (or insights) might surface. So, let’s untangle this celestial melee together, shall we? LEARN MORE
Learning astrology takes time. One of the reasons for that is the complexity of blending multiple concepts into a bigger picture explanation. It’s like “I want to write a novel, but I don’t know where to start.”
First off, do you know your letters? Can you read? Yes! Check one. Hey, most of us here are pretty fluent in astro-terms, archetypes, and a lot of the nuts and bolts that go into interpretation. A small but not insignificant part of what makes Elsa such a great astrologer and story writer is that she remembers dialogue verbatim. But more than just parroting it back, she sees each individual(‘s) statement as part of the larger story and knows how to blend that base ingredient (Mercury) into the larger narrative (Jupiter) to get her point across as a whole (Sun).
Whether you want to write a story, a book, or craft an astrological forecast, flexing your noodle in this way is juggling. You can hone that skill by gaming too — matching games, games that require memory and sequencing like chess.
In the end, it’s juggling — it’s seeing patterns and blending meanings. Once you get used to doing that — well it’s like braiding. You do a braid, blend three ropes. Then you take three braids and braid those. It all amounts to how many strands/braids you can hold in your hands/head (hey, that’s Mercury too!). I swear, playing a matching or strategy game a bit every day helps a lot to entrain that skill.
So all this to tell you about something stupid that keeps making me laugh. Neptune in Aries is kind of a tough one for me — tough to categorize. Or it was until this new word I’ve coined popped into my head: poutrage.
Having a Pisces Mercury means I’ll grab just about anything out of the air that seems like it might be a word when I’m stuck in Scrabble.
Neptune which rules watery Pisces drys out a bit in fiery, Mars-ruled Aries. It’s a slow-moving influence (muse!) that spreads and unfolds over time. It’s flavored a bit by the sign and condition of Mars in the sky at any moment too. For instance, Mars is currently at 4 Leo and Neptune is retrograde at 2 Aries. Their exact trine is past, and Neptune’s influence is internal; but they still relate. Both are in fire signs and Mars is fiery. Neptune is watery. In fire it sputters. Internally now, even less apparent than usual.
There’s a psychically active underpinning to action with Neptune here, even if you’re not aware, especially if you’re not aware. We may be channeling some collectively active, shared issue when we act. Also, in general, Neptune can bring a bit pouty vibe. Victimy, if you will. But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong; they may be very right. In Aries? Not just right but righteous. Pouty. Outrage. Poutrage (pronounced pout-rage).
Now that’s a general influence out in the collective. Every few days, the Moon jumps in and aspects one or the other, and that’s a third strand to braid. The current Leo Moon just lit up Mars and Neptune last night, so that was simple: We feel the poutrage in the flow of ease, active but helpful, taking us somewhere. When it directly aspects Mars, we may be inclined to act on our feelings. When it aspects Neptune, we transmit feelings through the collective, or we receive them — on a gut level. We are MOVED. In trines and common elements it may even be heroic or cute. But harder aspects bringe rougher, fiery seas.
When Mars eventually moves into Virgo, all earth and Mercury-driven, we’re likely to manifest action more tangibly and precisely than in Leo, seeking data, acting on facts. But it won’t have same that fiery flow. Neptune as an invisible transmitter/receiver will still be active behind the scenes though. When Mars hits Libra, it will oppose Neptune. Action might seem to come from nowhere, but that action will balance the scene. At that point, Venus will hold sway, in the way of the sign it inhabits.
I play a variant of phone scrabble, and I know I screenshot “POUTRAGE”. However, I can’t find it now, so I’ll treat you to these gems…
I have a refined side to my humor, but this is not it.
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