As the cosmos align for another enchanting Glastonbury Festival, we’re left to ponder one burning question: could Mercury be retrograde again, or is it just our social media fever dreams playing tricks on us? With a parade of hopefuls like Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, and even the elusive Oasis making the rounds in online chatter, excitement is in the air—until reality check strikes. Glastonbury’s organizer, Emily Eavis, has dashed those dreams for at least one star in the lineup… Sorry, Madonna fans, but it’s confirmed: the Queen of Pop won’t be gracing us with her presence! “It’s definitely not Madonna, I’ll tell you that,” Emily declared on BBC Radio 4. But fear not! With three dazzling headliners yet to be revealed, the anticipation is building like a retrograde rollercoaster ride, and trust me, it’s all “coming together really well.” So, grab your festival gear and maybe check your astrological charts—who knows what celestial surprises await? LEARN MORE.

And while social media speculation over next year’s headliners continues to swirl – with names including Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, and Oasis being thrown into the mix – Glastonbury organisers have already ruled one name out.

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Sorry, Madonna fans.

“It’s definitely not Madonna, I’ll tell you that,” organiser Emily Eavis said on BBC Radio 4 on 14 August. “But we have got three [other] headliners, and we’re very excited about it – it’s all coming together really well.”

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