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Late Night Titans Unite: Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, and More Roast the Heck Out of Jimmy Kimmel—You Won’t Believe What They Said!

Added on September 19, 2025 inCelebrity News Cards, Entertainment News Cards

Ever wonder if the stars have a say in the presidential office’s version of “Who’s Nice Enough to Stay?” Imagine a cosmic gadget on the President’s desk—not just any gizmo, but a completely scientific instrument that alerts when a performer’s Talent Quotient (TQ)—yes, mostly how charming they are to Mr. President—takes a nosedive. Is Mercury in retrograde messing with those ratings, or is this just political astrology in action? Whenever TQ dips below the red line, the FCC jumps in, ready to rain on the parade of billion-dollar network affiliate mergers. Talk about a celestial soap opera mixing with power plays! Curious how the cosmos and the corridors of power collide? LEARN MORE.

“It is a completely scientific instrument that is kept on the president’s desk, and it tells the president when a performer’s TQ — talent quotient — measured mostly by niceness to the president, goes below a certain level, at which point the [FCC] must be notified to threaten the acquisition prospects for billion-dollar mergers of network affiliates,” he said.

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