Have you ever felt like the universe is just hitting the snooze button—again and again? Well, that’s how 2026 astrology has been feeling to me: a blend of lethargy peppered with sporadic excitement. Picture a summer day where it’s hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, yet somehow you’re still just lounging on the couch, waiting for something to happen. But hold onto your astrological hats because things are about to get a little more interesting! Today marks the start of a cosmic buffet that’s ramping up until the full blue moon at month’s end. From creative sparks igniting with the Sun and Mercury in a rebellious dance to the potentially chaotic energy of a Lunar T-square tomorrow—it’s time to shake off the monotony! Are you ready to dive into today’s celestial menu? LEARN MORE.

Collectively speaking, 2026 astrology has been largely monotonous from my perspective. We had all the hurry up and wait stuff, and the lingering hologram fear, punctuated by short bursts of intensity. Blah!

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If you’re having a Pluto transit or something similar, this does not apply to you. I’m speaking broadly here. But today, we have some things cooking!  This increase in energy will be sustained until the full (blue) moon at the end of the month, and beyond.

Today’s menu:

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Sun, Mercury Uranus conjunction: Creative, rebellious free speech! This is showing up in my current writing.

Mars square Moon Jupiter in Cancer and Pluto: “Provocateur” is the word that comes to mind. It’s the combo of this and the Mercury/Gemini stuff. These things feed each other.

Venus in Cancer square Neptune in Aries: Emotional overwhelm, maybe. But what about weaponizing feelings?

Tomorrow, we’re looking at a Fixed T-square: Moon, Mars, Pluto. Getting spicy for sure!

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