"Noah Kahan’s Hilarious SOS: ‘Please Use the Bathroom—Don’t Make My Concert a Poop Show!’"
Added on June 28, 2026 inFree CelebrityNews
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In a world where the stars align for the unexpected, Noah Kahan’s recent appeal to his fans might just be the most bizarre reminder of bathroom etiquette we’ve ever heard! At his concert in Philadelphia, the ‘You’re Gonna Go Far’ hitmaker hilariously addressed an alarming trend—a few fans decided to leave, shall we say, unintentional gifts on the floor instead of making their way to the restroom. Could this be the result of a Saturn-return-induced lapse in judgment, or just an overzealous dedication to catching every moment of a live performance? Kahan, in his trademark candid style, took to social media to urge concert-goers to “please, dear god, just go to the bathroom.” After all, there’s a venue worker who deals with these aftermaths, and we can only imagine the cosmic stress that brings! Click here to LEARN MORE.
Noah Kahan has begged his fans to use the toilet instead of pooing on the floor. Yep.
The ‘You’re Gonna Go Far’ hitmaker noticed that his supporters were reluctant to miss a moment of his recent concert at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia.
And fan footage from the opening stop of his ‘The Great Divide’ tour shows alleged feces left near seats in the stadium.
Addressing the bizarre situation on X on Saturday (27 June), the singer-songwriter penned: “If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao.
“I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that.”
The ‘Stick Season’ chart topper told fans that they must ‘understand’ what is right following his recent performance in Philadelphia (Griffin Lotz/Rolling Stone via Getty Images)
His comments come just days after Olivia Rodrigo said she ‘smelled’ concertgoers in the front row who were apparently wearing adult nappies.
I have been to certain concerts and certain festivals where people wear diapers so that they can be front row of the show, and that’s been an experience as a performer that I have… smelled,” she told presenters Chloe Burrows and Tyler West on KISS Radio.
“Everyone is wearing diapers… they sit there all day. I think about it kind of often… it’s a real thing.”
Context for everyone: pic.twitter.com/HQvJykc2sq
— Noah Kahan Archive (@KahanArchive) June 27, 2026
Kahan, meanwhile, had to put the record straight when a trend arose from his 2022 track ‘The View Between Villages’.
“Passed Alger Brook Road, I’m over the bridge. A minute from home, but I feel so far from it,” are the lyrics fans have interpreted as justification for stealing the sign for his old street.
“To fans traveling to the upper valley, I’ve been informed that the Alger Brook Road sign in Strafford has been repeatedly stolen,” he penned.
The two-time Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter has amassed over 16 billion career streams (Robin Marchant/Getty Images for Netflix)
“It is a total disrespect to the folks who live on that road and a headache for the town to deal with.
“I used to live on Alger Brook. I hate that because I put the road name in a song that some people have taken that as an invitation to disrupt the lives of the hardworking and kind folks who frequent it.”
Kahan went on to say that he would ‘pay for any replacements’ and that he is open to ‘any potential solutions you can think of’,
“I’m really sorry you’re dealing with this,” he added. “Again, to my fans: This community has grown much larger and for that reason I feel l should again remind you all about how deeply protective l am over my family’s privacy, and of the sanctuary of where I am from. Please don’t disturb these places or people.”
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