What if I told you the cosmic forces are aligning this week in the most surprising ways? It’s no joke! Just imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate your next dinner plans while Mercury’s doing its retrograde cha-cha. But fear not, dear readers! We’ve got Larry Fitzmaurice here to break it all down for you—with a snazzy twist that’ll have you laughing through the stars. So, grab your horoscope, pour yourself a glass of something delightful, and let’s dive into the celestial chaos that awaits. LEARN MORE.

by Larry FitzmauriceBuzzFeed Staff

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I’m a writer and editor who lives in Brooklyn, New York, and I’ve written for a variety of publications across the last 20 years, including The New York Times, The Guardian, GQ, New York Magazine, Pitchfork, The Fader—the list goes on.

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