In a world where patience is more than a virtue, it seems Fiona Apple’s album release schedule is practically a cosmic conundrum! Each album drops at a languorous pace—just like a slow-moving planet in retrograde—where each successive release takes an eternity longer than the last. We’ve arrived at a point where fans might find themselves counting the years like astrologers charting the stars. From the three-year gap of Tidal to the staggering eight years until Fetch the Bolt Cutters, it’s like waiting for a celestial event that only happens once a decade! So, buckle up, because predictions are flying about when we might receive her next masterpiece—2029 seems to be the magical year! Who else is feeling the anxious excitement of that? Come join the discussion and let your astrological theories fly! LEARN MORE
“She settled into a pattern where each successive album takes one year longer than the last one.
Tidal —> Three years —> When the Pawn…
When the Pawn —> Six years —> Extraordinary Machine
Extraordinary Machine —> Seven years —> The Idler Wheel
The Idler Wheel —> Eight years —> Fetch the Bolt Cutters
So her next album should be in 2029. I’m psyched!”
—u/TheOvy
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