In a world where the planets sometimes align in unexpected ways, the humorous banter between two royals takes an eccentric twist. Imagine Charles and Camilla, not just the future king and queen, but two lovestruck goofballs trading jests about reincarnation—well, in the form of… hygienic products. Yes, you read that right! Their candid exchange, sprinkled with laughter and wit, gives a glimpse into the lighter side of royal life. Who knew that astrology could steer conversations into such hilarious territory? As we dive into this amusing transcript, one can’t help but ponder, if Horoscopes can dictate our love lives, can they also influence our wardrobe choices? Prepare for a revelatory peek behind the palace gates, and let’s relish in their cheeky love. LEARN MORE.

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Charles: “Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!”

Camilla [laughing]: “What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? [Both laugh]. Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.”

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Charles: “Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! [Laughs]”

Camilla: “You are a complete idiot! [Laughs] Oh, what a wonderful idea.”

Charles: “My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.”

Camilla [Laughing]: “Oh, darling!”

Charles: “Until the next one comes through.”

Camilla: “Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box.”

Charles: “What sort of box?”

Camilla: “A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.”

Charles: “That’s true.”

Camilla: “Repeating yourself … [Laughing]. Oh, darling, oh, I just want you now.”

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