Are we at a cosmic crossroads with Billy and JP? Because I’m *so* stressed out right now! Things went *KaBOOM* on **Criminal Records** Season 2 Episode 5, serving up intrigue that feels less like a main course and more like an unsettling appetizer. Just when you think you’ve got a handle on who to trust, the plot ties itself into a scandalous pretzel that nobody saw coming!
Is Billy on the edge of going rogue after a feeling of abandonment? Or worse—has JP’s fate been sealed by that explosion? And what dastardly scheme did Hegarty pull involving Cerys’ mother, Ashley? Trust me, these questions aren’t just popcorn chatter; they’re necessary as we spiral into this gripping episode. It’s like Mercury is in retrograde—everything’s confusing and you can just feel the tension in the air! So, grab your tarot cards and a comfy chair, because we’re diving deep into the emotional chaos swirling through these characters! Find out more about this wild ride in my recap of Episode 5—LEARN MORE.
Shall we be concerned for both Billy and JP right now? Because I am stressed out.
Things went KaBOOM on Criminal Records Season 2 Episode 5, but we all know that was just an appetizer, and once again, the series leaves me wondering who I’m supposed to trust.
Is Billy on the cusp of going rogue after feeling abandoned? Did JP die in that explosion? And what sheisty move did Hegarty pull on Cerys’ mother, Ashley?

This shouldn’t be the most pressing matter on a series that’s juggling murder, terrorism, and conspiracies.
But am I the only one genuinely shocked that JP seems really into June? I mean, not that he shouldn’t be, because June, despite her flaws, is a good woman who always intends good, and also Cush Jumbo is stunning, obviously.
However, after Criminal Record Season 2 Episode 4 had them falling into bed together in what amounted to “We’re the only decent people in this shindig, and you’re all that’s keeping me sane” comfort sex, I expected that to be the end of things.
Sometimes you have to get things out of your system, you know?
So imagine my surprise when JP boldly showed up outside her home, you know, where her husband also resides, and flashed his headlights like they were in some sexy spy movie, all so he could talk to her in a cute American accent and shower her with sweet kisses.

JP seems more smitten than I expected. But I suppose opening the hour with him being absolutely adorable would only make it hit harder when he ends up in that shed at the end of the hour, leaving us hanging by a thread.
Why is this so notable?
Well, it already seems like Hegarty has figured out that there’s something brewing between those two, and the casual way in which he warned JP off by suggesting that JP is too “soft” and implying, I’m guessing, that June is too much for him to handle, maybe, was interesting.
It’s such a small moment, but it did make me think about JP and how Hegarty has been with him in this whole investigation. Because as much as Hegarty gives June a hard time about her passion and compassion, I don’t always buy that he believes that fully.

I think there’s some respect he has for June, buried beneath all the barbs. But with JP, there’s something else. It’s like he doesn’t always feel JP is up for the gig.
And even as someone who likes JP, seeing how attached he got to June so quickly, hell, maybe Hegarty is onto something.
It’s an interesting observation in light of a season that is wholly diving into things like toxic masculinity and an hour where Billy the Kid has a rare moment of actually calling out these small-minded and small-whatever-the-hell-else jerkwads whining about taking their country back.
Because they’re not poster-children for masculinity now, are they?
Hegarty may think JP isn’t necessarily cut out for the job or handling a complicated woman like June. But I do think he recognizes that JP is a noble, respectable man.

Cosmo and his ilk obviously aren’t noble or respectable, but most of them also are a bunch of posers cosplaying this narrow, rigid view of what it means to be “manly.”
And that couldn’t be any clearer than that entire trip to the woods.
Cosmo is the most obvious in this regard. He fancies himself a leader of men, a truth-teller, this hyper-masculine guy, but he’s mostly just a poser and a coward putting on airs. There were little moments when this stood out.
It was worth a chuckle and an eye roll when he was a horrendous hunter who had to rely on one of his men to actually kill a deer and who nearly cost them that because he was stomping through the woods and snapping twigs.
When actually faced with the prospect of killing up front, even Bambi, he didn’t seem up for the challenge. He always seems skittish.

And he does all of this talking, but there’s a particular focus on women when he brings things up.
His joke about killing Cerys and her mother was the expected violent rhetoric of many men like Cosmo, whose entire identity revolves around punching down.
He’s almost enamored by Billy, not just because he is clearly attracted to him and trying to resist that, but because he associates Billy with being this killer, a badass, a virile man who can actually get in the ring and pummel people when it comes down to it.
And part of the reason he was able to easily buy into Billy’s argument that he wasn’t working with the cops is that he sees Billy as what many of his men aren’t.

Billy bucking up against a waifish Kieran and calling that other guy out on wearing war paint on his face, but not actually being about that life was a reality check.
They’re not soldiers; they’re cowards in cosplay.
Billy is the most badass person in the group right now, which is why it’s a bit disconcerting when you don’t exactly know where he stands. I don’t think Billy is buying what they’re selling, but it’s possible that trust was broken because they didn’t heed his three-cough distress call.
Kieran was such a pathetic sap, upset that he’s been displaced as Cosmo’s favorite. If Kieran was Cosmo’s favorite before Billy, then Cosmo really does have a type he’s not willing to unpack.
He messed up trying to expose Billy to the group when he did because it didn’t appear like he was genuinely concerned about the group or their plan. Instead, he came across as jealous and lashing out, which is how Billy was able to turn the tables on him.
We all know Kieran and his dark web cohorts are right about June, but it doesn’t seem to matter.

Billy’s close call could be why he opted to go with the bombmaker they were looking into when he showed up at their location with the detonators.
Perhaps it was his way of proving himself since Kieran planted seeds. But then he made a risky call when JP dropped into that shed and called his name.
Objectively, he didn’t have many options. Once JP fell inside and called Billy’s name, it was obvious that Billy was working with him, and that JP was likely a cop, and the bombmaker was going to blow his cover by ratting him out.
Billy couldn’t have that after Kieran already put him in the spotlight, so setting off the bomb was probably the impulsive move he could make to salvage things.
Ironically, after saving JP’s life during Criminal Record’s season 2 premiere, he may have risked it for the mission.

But the scary part is that he was able to take cover and maybe minimize the damage to himself, if he’s lucky.
It’s hard to say if JP has the same luck in that regard.
The bombmaker, who is also the person responsible for stabbing Rohaan, if I’m not mistaken, is likely toast, though.
I do feel for JP in all of this. Billy is his asset, and he was determined to make him feel safe and like he has his back. He wanted them to respond to the distress call and rescue Billy from that situation.

However, Kim didn’t want to risk anything, since they were outnumbered, five to two (three, if Billy helped them), and one of the guys had a crossbow.
Sadly, the American in me always thinks the risks aren’t as high because there weren’t any guns involved. But I understand why certain measures would be taken.
I also wondered why they couldn’t have the weapons team close enough. The lack of reception was already bad enough, but them being understaffed while all of this was going on was madness.
It’s always frustrating, too, because Hegarty is always on a different plan than everyone else, and you never know how he’s moving. He wants to get the most out of his investigation, and he can’t always see the forest for the trees.

Now, he’ll have to wonder if he lost Billy as an asset, which, ironically, would still jeopardize this investigation and cost him. And if JP doesn’t make it out of this, he’ll face some fire because of that, too.
And Hegarty has apparently put a lot into this investigation, well before we even knew it would be one.
I wondered why he was so squirrely about June meeting up with Cerys’ mother. Hell, I was irked too when it seemed they were short-staffed, but she was with Ashley.
However, we learned that he told Ashley that if she met with Billy while he was behind bars and listened to him apologize or just talk to her about Cerys, Billy would get out on good behavior.

We’ve already surmised that Hegarty was the one to help Billy escape.
Now, it seems he orchestrated all of this. Hegarty needed Billy in prison so he could manipulate him into taking this undercover mission in the first place, right?
Hegarty is always a step ahead, pulling strings like a true puppet master. But credit to June, she always pieces things together.
Over to you, Criminal Record Fanatics!
Is JP a goner? Did Billy go rogue? Were you surprised by the latest Hegarty revelation?
Are you out there reading these and just withholding your thoughts? Because I sustain myself on an extensive tea collection, sweets, and your comments.
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