Kristi Noem’s Fiery Takedown of South Park’s Latest Episode Has Everyone Asking: What Did They Say This Time?
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So, here we are—another spicy South Park episode stirring the pot with none other than Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, who somehow managed to rant about the cartoon while admitting she didn’t even watch it. Talk about biting the hand that draws your caricature! Just as Mercury is doing its usual dance of mischief this week, throwing communication into delightful disarray, Noem finds herself tangled in animated ICE raids—yes, even storming heaven—and a rather grim homage involving puppy-shooting that’s bound to leave tails between legs. Is this just political theater, or cosmic comedy? Guess Noem’s too busy crunching budget numbers to catch the show, but trust me, when the stars align this mess is pure gold for late-night laughs and eyebrow raises alike. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride through satire, sass, and a sprinkle of celestial chaos. LEARN MORE
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Kristi Noem didn’t watch the latest episode of South Park.
But the Homeland Security Secretary sure has a lot to say about it.
For those who missed it, the Comedy Central comedy aired its second installment of Season 27 this week… and it featured an animated version of Noem heading up a group of new ICE recruits — including South Park Elementary counselor Mr. Mackey.
This tactical unit raids a performance of “Dora the Explorer Live!” with the directive to “take these bad hombres down.”
Then, after a reminder that there are “many Latinos in heaven,” Noem, Mackey and ICE raid there, as well. Yes. They raid heaven.
“Remember, only detain the brown ones,” Noem barks out as angels scramble to evade detention. “If it’s brown, it goes down!”
Noem is also portrayed as someone heavily invested in her looks, with a whole glam team prepping her hair and makeup and with her made-up face melting off at one point.
Perhaps most hilarious and tragic and memorable, the South Park episode featured Noem shooting puppies, including Superman’s Krypto dog, because the cabinet member previously admitted in her memoir to killing her own family pet due to it being “untrainable.”
She also referred to this murdered canine as “less than worthless.”
During an appearance on Glenn Beck’s podcast this week, Noem didn’t address the whole animal homicide part of the show’s mockery.
Instead, she said on air:
“It never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look. It’s always the liberals and the extremists who do that. If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t, [so] they just pick something petty like that.”
Noem did confess to not actually seeing any of her portrayal because she was busy “going over budget numbers and stuff.”
She’s extremely busy, you see.
On the Season 27 premiere of South Park, the show skewered President Donald Trump, implying he was friends with Satan and that he had a micropenis.
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers previously said in a statement.
“Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.”
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