"Unlock Your Destiny: 25 Years of Insider Reports & Consultations at Unbelievable Prices – Don’t Miss Out on Your Cosmic Upgrade!"
Added on April 7, 2026 inFREE ASTROLOGY
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Isn’t it hilarious how my astrology program decided it was time for an upgrade just as I was trying to get everything rolling? I mean, come on! But hey, I’ve got some exciting news to share amidst the chaos—I’m celebrating 25 glorious years of astrological insights with a special anniversary sale that runs through Monday the 13th! 🎉 Now’s the perfect time to explore some cosmic goodies like a whole year of Lunar Return Reports for just $45, which includes an extra report—talk about a Baker’s Dozen! So, whether you’re navigating a Venus in Capricorn dilemma or pondering over a Saturn-square situation, I’ve got the celestial tools to help you unlock the mysteries of your month ahead. Grab the discounts while they last! LEARN MORE.
I’m sorry I don’t seem to be around! I’m getting machine going. My astrology program forced an upgrade. I’m been fighting it and other things. I also saw my back doc. It’s downhill now, though! In time to have a 25th anniversary sale… will last through Monday the 13th.
I’ll start with One Year of Lunar Return Reports for $45. A single Lunar Report report is $10. When you buy a year’s worth, I send you 13 reports (a Baker’s Dozen). This brings the cost to about $3 per report! The lunar return chart offers insight into the month ahead. Please select “Thirteen months” so see the discount. Get your deal here!
Astrologers fuzz over these things. If you’re ready to get right down to the real, nitty gritty, there is nothing this class, anywhere. On sale!
How about our Deluxe Transit Report? This in-depth report includes interpretation of transits by the faster moving planets, personalized for you! The report covers an entire year. It’s roughly 70 pages long. On sale for just $20.
I am also discounting our Deluxe Asteroid Report. This report includes interpretation of the twelve major asteroids in the chart, along Hekate, Flora and Chiron. It describes the meaning of each body in its sign and in it’s house. The report also treats both major and minor aspects to your natal planets as well as aspects, asteroid to asteroid, and aspects to the lunar nodes, Black Moon Lilith, the ascendant and the midheaven! Sale price – $13
I’m discounting phone, Zoom or Team consultations, through Monday the 23rd. You can schedule your appointment as far out as my calendar allows (two months).
To take advantage, please schedule here – Consult!
Please select the day and time you’d like to consult… when you click “BOOK NOW” there will be a field for coupons.
Code for a 30 minute consultation is “10off” for $10 off.
Code for a 60 minute consultation is “20off” for $20 off
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