Why Your Weekend Love Life Might Suddenly Sound Like 76 Trombones (And No, It’s Not a Marching Band Crisis)
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Ever feel like the cosmos is throwing a party, but nobody told you whether to bring a cocktail dress or just your comfy slippers? Well, buckle up: this weekend, Aries Mercury is cheekily sextiling Jupiter in Gemini, while Venus is cozying up to Pluto and winking sideways at Mars in Leo. Think of it as your brain and heart trading secrets over a backstage pass—except instead of snoozing, it’s buzzing with some serious jazz hands energy. It’s not a quiet weekend, oh no; it’s more like that scene where everyone’s whispering juicy spoilers and you can’t help but lean in closer. So, are you ready to decode the whispers hiding beneath the chatter, or will you just let the cosmic gossip slide like a rogue Seattle city bus? Either way, there’s plenty to stir your curiosity and maybe a little mischief too—let your inner lion roar, even if it’s just to the donut you’re about to devour.
All weekend long, Aries Mercury sextiles Jupiter in Gemini; Aries Venus sextiles Pluto in Aquarius and heads into trine with Mars in Leo. Mars in Leo is sitting pretty, now past its longterm opposition to Pluto. This weekend is a big energy RELAX.
That is to say, it’s not a nap — it’s a party. It’s too turned on for a rest, and yet all the action is pleasure-seeking and a bit laid back. This weekend isn’t exactly coming for your throat, but it’s got A LOT to say!
There’s gossip, instant and deep attraction, and a fair bit of follow through. Keep in mind, anything you hear now has got a second meaning or a bit of backstory that’s not entirely obvious. Make sure what you’re wanting is what you’re getting. Ask around; there will be plenty of folks just raring to tell you.
Friday night, the Cancer Moon squares Aries Chiron and sextiles Uranus in Taurus. Not feeling comfortable heading down to that party? Anyone even a bit sensitive is feeling similarly, so you’re not alone. However, that doesn’t mean it won’t recede and leave you satisfied once you put your rear in gear and shove yourself out the door. Whatever you don’t usually do? Do that. The mood respects a change up to the status quo. Overnight the Moon trines Saturn in Pisces: slow and steady wins the race. The flow is strong and stable.
Saturday afternoon’s Leo Moon moves through an opposition to Pluto then into conjunction with Mars by nighttime, highlighting the past-exact Mars-Pluto opposition that chapped our cheeks recently. In fact, it’s a great moment to gauge how you’re feeling about all that. What did it amount to? How far have you come since then? Most importantly for the moment: how do you feel? I bet you’ve scored some confidence in some area of your life since then. Put on your fancy boots and head out the door to find some delicious trouble to get into.
Sunday’s Leo Moon starts out in square to the Taurus Sun. The mood does not so much encounter a challenge and it NEEDS a challenge. Rise to the moment with a roar! Even if your roar is a “rawr” and a donut. The Moon goes on to trine Mercury and sextile Jupiter. A fiery mood is a grand accompaniment to a curious mind. Not only is there a lot to say, there’s also plenty to wonder at and seek out. It’s a feast for the senses, and the loop feeds itself. Keep at it till you’re satisfied; there’s plenty to go around.
Do you have any weekend plans?
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