Why Your Crisis Might Actually Be the Universe’s Best Cosmic Prank — And How to Survive It Without Losing Your Mind (Or Your Wi-Fi)
Added on October 13, 2025 inASTROLOGY CARDS
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Ever feel like life’s tossed you into a cosmic blender, and you’re just trying not to spill your coffee? Yeah, me too. Lately, the universe decided to throw a Mercury-Mars tag team smackdown in Scorpio — basically, a celestial “make or break” power play that’s perfect for getting your grit on. If you’re staring down the barrel of job loss, eviction, or any other curveballs (hello, betrayal and fear—looking at you), trust me, I’ve been there, duked it out, and lived to tell the tale. So, what’s the secret sauce? It’s all about laser-sharp focus — not the fuzzy, “I hope this works” kind but the “I’m gonna get this done or else” kind. Think of it as your cosmic wake-up call: will you fluff around and let the focused folks steamroll you, or will you channel your inner Scorpio warrior and make your move? Let’s break down how to use this rare astral combo to not just survive, but actually bend the stars in your favor. Ready to ditch the pity party and get tactical? Because this is your moment. LEARN MORE
I’m hearing from many people dealing with serious challenges at this time. Job loss. Evictions. Betrayal. Crippling fear. Rejection. Illness. I was talking to a friend about this. I was specifically talking about how to get through something like this, because guess what? I know.
This is the perfect time to write about this, because Mercury is conjunct Mars in Scorpio. This conjunction describes a do or die situation. I’ve been in plenty of situations like this. I have always prevailed and you can do the same.
First you want to focus your mind. Don’t look at how bad it is. Thar will only bring you down. You are the hero here. You need to make a move.
Keep in mind, you have competition. Some of your competition may be like me. Focused and determined. If you come in fluffy, you lose. A person like me will beat you every time. Now I’m sorry, but I am trying to help. Here’s rough order of operations.
My idea here is that you use this Mercury Mars conjunction to learn, you too, can bend the road. If you don’t know how to achieve the first step; focus on it anyway, and wait.
Focus now, with Mars conjunct Mercury in Scorpio. WILL IT. Opportunity arrives with Mercury and Mars in Sagittarius. You’re on the move!
You know what comes next. Capricorn. Saturn in Aries; you have your new start.
One more thing. Do not ever, ever direct you will against another person. That’s akin to, self immolation. I hope you take my word. Don’t even try it.
Here’s the evidence I know what I’m talking about. My resume:
What is the first thing you need to do, in order to stabilize yourself?
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