Ever wonder what happens when a Sagittarius comedian, known for barbed honesty and a splash of cosmic unpredictability, gets blindsided by a Vogue cover story? Well, buckle up. Pete Davidson, usually the last guy to air out his personal laundry, found himself dragged into the limelight in his 2020 standup special, Alive From New York—all sparked by Ariana Grande’s headline-making interview. Imagine sparring publicly while the stars are aligned for drama, with Pete questioning the fairness of who gets to broadcast the breakup saga. “Can you imagine if I did that?” he asks, shaking his head at the double standard with a cringe-worthy Fortnite joke thrown in for good measure. It’s a classic celestial showdown of words versus whispers — and honestly, isn’t life just a little unfair sometimes? Curious to dig deeper into this stellar spat? LEARN MORE.

The comedian responded in his 2020 standup special, Pete Davidson: Alive From New York. He claimed that he had no prior intention of speaking about his relationship with Grande or the breakup, but after a friend told him about the Vogue interview, he felt he would share his side of the story.

“She has her songs and stuff, and this is what I have. You’re like, ‘Pete, this isn’t fair. You’re airing out dirty laundry. How could you do that? Where did she say this stuff? To her friends in the confidence of her own home?’” he said. “No, she said it on the cover of Vogue magazine. Can you imagine if I did that?” he continued. “My career would be over tomorrow if I spray painted myself brown and hopped on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started shitting on my ex.”

Davidson reiterated, “Can you imagine if I did that shit? Like, ‘Yeah, I was just f*cking her because I was bored, and then Fortnite came out.’ Sometimes life is a little unfair.”

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