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Uranus Bids Taurus Goodbye on April 26, 2026—Is Your Bitcoin, Gold, or Stock Portfolio Ready for the Cosmic Rollercoaster?

Added on November 14, 2025 inASTROLOGY CARDS

Well, well, isn’t Taurus just the stubborn bull we all love to blame when our wallets feel a little light? Since Uranus cozied up to Taurus back in 2018, sparking a wild ride from Bitcoin’s humble $8,400 to its dizzying highs over $121,000, the financial cosmos has been anything but boring. Now, with gold and silver gleaming brighter than your aunt’s rhinestone earrings at the family reunion, everyone’s watching to see if the metal mania lasts or fizzles. Electronic money has taken over the daily grind, leaving homeownership in the “good luck!” category for many, while the stock market dances to the tune of some unseen algorithmic maestro. AI stocks are the new belles of the ball, holding up the market like gymnasts on a balance beam, even as banks teeter worldwide. Where’s the crash we all whispered about? Still MIA. Surprise, surprise—expecting the unexpected with Uranus is like trying to predict Joan Rivers’ next zinger… impossible. Oh, and inflation? Let’s just say I’m proudly rocking the same prices like an ’80s comeback tour—counterculture, baby! Now, the real question: What financial fireworks do you think are waiting in the wings before Uranus moseys out of Taurus? Ready to guess? LEARN MORE

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Taurus rules finance and hard goods. When Uranus ingressed into Taurus, in 2018, bitcoin was valued around $8400.  Bitcoin reached a high, over $121,000.  Well have to see where it ends up.

Currently, both gold and silver are soaring. Both metals reached their all time in 2025.  We’ll have to see what happens here as well.

Electronic money is the way of the world. Home ownership is out of reach for many.  The stock market is controlled by an algorithm.

AI related stocks have soared and are considered to be holding up the market.  Banks are iffy, around the world.

What we’ve not seen is a crash.  Many (like me) have expected to see a crash.  With Uranus it’s always, expect the unexpected. Well I did not expect Saturn and Neptune in Pisces so conceal reality to this degree. In hindsight, I should have.

We’ve also seen outrageous inflation.  I’m sitting here; having not raised my prices in twenty years.  Counterculture all the way, I guess.

What do you expect or not expect to see, before Uranus leaves Taurus?

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