Oh boy, here we go again with the Trump saga! Just when I thought the drama couldn’t get any juicier, it turns out Melania isn’t just keeping her distance emotionally—she’s literally packing her bags and making sure she won’t even share the same state as Donald! Spare me. I mean, when your spouse won’t even stick around the same zip code, what does that say about your marriage? It’s like they’ve taken “long-distance relationship” to a whole new level! So, what’s behind this decision? Could it be a desperate bid for independence, or is there something more scandalous afoot? Buckle up, folks! We’re about to dissect the latest chapter in the Trump family’s reality show!