As we gear up for yet another rollercoaster ride of a presidential election, I can’t help but pause for a moment of bemusement—Donald Trump, a man vying for the most powerful position in the world, is the same age as my grandmother. Yep, you read that right! My grandma, who’s contemplating moving to a cozy retirement home filled with bingo nights and stories of yesteryear, is living in a completely different universe than the former president, who’s still sizing up his next big political play. It’s comical, tragic, and a little surreal all at once. Seriously, how did we get here? When did “political candidate” become synonymous with “grandparent”? So as we dive into this bizarre reality, let’s reflect on how age, ambition, and, well, a healthy dose of absurdity shape our views on leadership. LEARN MORE.

Looking at the candidates for this next presidential election, there’s something I still can’t believe: Donald Trump, who wants to be president for the next four years, is the same age as my grandmother*.

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My grandmother, who no longer works and, is considering moving to a retirement home, where her same-aged friends and family members live.

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