Isn’t it just wildly ironic that on a day when Mercury’s cheeky retrograde might have us all second-guessing our love lives, Taylor Swift, the queen of heartbreak and romance, can’t seem to pen a proper love ode to the man she’s about to marry? I mean, come on — Travis Kelce is basically her future husband, and yet her best lyrical tribute apparently boils down to “redwood tree, ain’t hard to see!” Seriously, if Venus had a grapevine, she’d be spilling the tea on this songwriting snub faster than you can say “love song fail.” It makes you wonder if Mercury’s chaos has somehow scrambled Taylor’s love language or if maybe, just maybe, she’s saving the real romance for the wedding vows. Either way, the internet sure isn’t holding back with some hilarious shade. Buckle up, because this cosmic love saga is just getting started. LEARN MORE.

“it’s really funny to me how taylor is incapable of writing a love song about travis like you are set to MARRY this man taylor, and the best thing you can write about HIM, is ‘redwood tree, ain’t hard to see!’ ……..good luck babe!” an X user wrote. 

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