Saturn, Uranus, Neptune & Pluto All Retrograde: Five Weeks of Cosmic Chaos or Your Perfect Excuse to Ghost Everyone?
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Ever feel like the universe is doing some serious cosmic moonwalking and you’re just stuck trying to buy bananas at the grocery store? Welcome to the wild ride where Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto are all doing their retrograde dance, and Uranus is about to crash the party on September 7th. It’s like the cosmos is shaking the Earth’s movers beneath our feet while we’re just trying to keep our grocery lists straight. I’m feeling all kinds of twitchy—part uneasy, part rebellious, and oddly hopeful—all wrapped up in this surreal mix of chaos and normalcy. September’s shaping up to be a real rollercoaster, with Pluto gearing up to go direct on October 13th, flipping the script for everyone—though whether it’s a plot twist you’ll enjoy is anyone’s guess. Here’s the kicker: you might be on board with where this train is headed, but your sister, your friend, or even your kid might be shaking their heads in disbelief. So, what’s your take? How’s this cosmic turmoil swirling through your life, or even the bigger picture? LEARN MORE
Saturn, Neptune and Pluto are currently retrograde. Uranus will turn retrograde on September 7th. I think most will feel this.
I already feel it. On the surface, we continue to live our lives, while huge shifts taking place around us and underneath us. Shifts that are out of our control. Personally, I feel uneasy, but simultaneously full of faith. It’s not really a natural state of being.
I also feel defiant, rebellious and committed. Meantime, I go to the grocery store to by some bananas. It’s a weird mix of wild happenings mashed with the mundane.
The effect of the confluence of these energies can easily be seen playing out in my personal life. I suspect you could probably say the same.
September is definitely very active. Pluto will turn direct on October 13th; many will feel that shift. Whether it’s good or bad, may depend on whether you like where you (and the collective) are headed. I wish it were that simple.
Specifically, you may like where you are headed, but your sister, your friend, your spouse, your child… maybe not so much.
How do you see this period playing out, personally and/or in the collective?
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