Paul Rudd’s Secret Weapon: Why His Fans Can’t Stop Talking About More Than Just His Smile!
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Ever wonder if the stars have a hand in all the buzz about Paul Rudd’s, shall we say, impressive assets? On a day when celestial energies encourage us to uncover hidden truths and embrace bold revelations, it seems perfectly fitting that the beloved actor’s “massive dong” is making headlines. Sure, Paul’s charm and timeless handsomeness have long captivated us, but now—even the cosmos might be tipping its hat to his endowment! From a hilariously censored bit on the Anaconda promo tour to a no-holds-barred podcast confession, Rudd’s modesty shines amid some surprisingly frank compliments. So, while Mercury dances in a revealing alignment and Jupiter’s influence expands our horizons—could it be the universe’s cheeky way of giving Paul a cosmic thumbs-up? Dive into this rib-tickling tale that’s got everyone talking, and maybe blushing a bit too. LEARN MORE
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Does Paul Rudd have a massive dong?
Apparently so.
As if aging with preternatural grace and enduring handsomeness weren’t enough, the beloved actor is raking in some penis praise.
In fact, you can see him react to the compliment when an interviewer brings it up.
In July 2025, Paul Rudd and Jack Black participated in a bit during their Anaconda promotional tour. The scene included, ostensibly, an interview with Rick Glassman.
(As in, for the ill-received Anaconda quasi-remake film; it was not intentionally named after Rudd’s penis)
During the bit, Michael Cera — playing a production assistant — pretended to scald Rudd’s face with hot coffee.
There was a whole disaster that followed, with Rudd screaming in pretend panic, an ambulance ready to treat him, and more.
Part of the bit included Rudd dropping his pants, pretending to have soiled himself. Pixelation censored the pants — and the now-pantsless actor. (Yes, there’s a screenshot below)
On Thursday, January 8, Rudd appeared on the Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman podcast.
The episode replays the previous appearance, which Rudd claimed to have never watched because it was “traumatic.” He also joked about having to recover from his injuries.
During the conversation, Glassman bluntly told the actor: “You have a huge penis. You do. You have a huge penis.”
(Notably, people who watched the original video had surmised as much, despite the censoring pixels)
Rudd modestly remained silent, shrugging, then shot a grimace at the camera.
Glassman continued, seemingly unable to stop singing the praises of Rudd’s colossal endowment.
“You’re coming out ahead,” he quipped. “A big head.”
After a line about “steps forward,” Glassman also spun a pun: “Foreskin forward.”
Though Rudd did not confirm or deny it, some have taken this as evidence that he is an uncut king.
Previous reports have suggested as much, as well. But what is the truth?
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We have to emphasize that Rudd is from a Jewish family and, though he did not grow up in an especially religious household, he has spoken fondly of connecting to fellow Jews across thousands of years of tradition.
There are a growing number of intactivists in the country — people who label infant circumcision as mutilation that violates human rights (hard to frame it another way while still being honest).
And, yes, there are Jewish intactivists. This has even come up on reality television, such as 90 Day Fiance, where a Jewish woman and her Ethiopian Orthodox husband clashed over their newborn son’s human rights.
However, people online have pointed out that the American circumcision rate finally in freefall now doesn’t mean much for what Rudd’s parents may have decided back in 1969.
To know the truth about these online arguments, you’d have to ask Rudd. Or maybe Glossman. But you really, really shouldn’t.
“I didn’t realize that you even saw my penis,” Rudd admitted to Glassman.
Glassman then joked: “It was hard — it was soft to miss. It was hard to miss even when it’s soft.”
(Not all prominent flaccid penises are significantly larger when erect — but some certainly are. Not every show-er is also a grow-er)
“Do you feel like people don’t know how big your penis is?” Glassman asked, prompting Rudd to explain that he’s “never been naked in a movie” because he’s a “fairly private person.”
Well, it sounds like his privates are more than fair.
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