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Mars and Uranus Just Threw a Cosmic Curveball—Why Your Horoscope Wants You Broke (But In A Good Way)

Added on February 19, 2026 inASTROLOGY CARDS

Mars is squaring Uranus—hold onto your hats, because impulsive energy is crackling in the cosmic air like a popcorn machine on overdrive! Honestly, who needs a superhero when the universe is already throwing down some wild card moves? Speaking of unexpected twists, I’m gearing up for surgery in March and planning to block off about ten days to recover—because even astrologers need a timeout now and then, right? While chaos swirls around us all, I figured, why not turn the madness into an opportunity? So, I’m kicking off a special sale on phone, Zoom, or Team consultations through Monday the 23rd—you can book as far ahead as my calendar will let you (that’s two months, by the way). Ready to dive into the stars with a little discount magic? Let’s chat! LEARN MORE

Shazam

Mars is squaring Uranus…  this is an impulse! I’m also headed for surgery in March. I’m going block about ten days out, to be safe. I know there is a lot going on, for everyone. Let’s have a sale!

I’m discounting phone, Zoom or Team consultations, through Monday the 23rd.  You can schedule your appointment as far out as my calendar allows (two months).

To take advantage, please schedule here – Consult!

Please select the day and time you’d like to consult… when you click “BOOK NOW” there will be a field for coupons.

Code for a 30 minute consultation is “10off” for $10 off.
Code for a 60 minute consultation is “20off” for $20 off

If you have problems or if you want to gift someone, just email.

Thanks, everyone!

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