Ever wonder if Mercury’s notorious retrograde had a hand in this travel nightmare? Picture this: you’re strapped into your seat, hoping for a smooth flight, when suddenly—bam!—someone nearby decides it’s the perfect moment to clip their toenails. Yep, you read that right. Lily found herself stuck right next to this bizarre scene, and when she politely asked to switch seats, the crew hit her with the classic “we’re fully booked” line. But the kicker? They tossed her a sick bag and some wipes and left her to clean up that unholy mess herself. Honestly, if the stars had planned for a cosmic test of patience today, they nailed it—because who hasn’t felt utterly abandoned mid-flight when the universe seems to conspire against you? Buckle up, because this tale is equal parts gross and wildly relatable. LEARN MORE.

Lily did not reveal which airline she was flying with, and explained that staff were unable to relocate her — and left her to clean up the mess herself.

“I asked the guy, I was like: ‘Can I move seats because somebody’s been clipping their fucking toenails in this seat?’ And he was like: ‘I’m sorry, we’re completely fully booked,’ oversubscribed, or whatever,” Lily went on. “And I was like: ‘Can I have a sick bag and some wipes then, so I can clean these toenails up?’”

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