Katherine Ryan Drops Shocking Jetski Injury Bombshell—And It’s Not What You Think About Her Partner!
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Is it just me, or does the universe have a wicked sense of humor today? As Mercury waltzes through the twists and turns of Virgo, focusing on the nitty-gritty and the unexpected, Katherine Ryan drops a confession that’s equal parts shocking and cheeky: her partner, Bobby Kootstra, is sporting a micro penis—thanks to an unfortunate water jet ski accident. Now, given how Katie’s always been an open book—recalling everything from outrageous workplace antics to steamy celebrity rendezvous—it’s no surprise she’s not shy about sharing the intimate rollercoaster life has thrown their way. And honestly, if the stars have taught me anything, it’s that life’s little surprises often come wrapped in the most unexpected packages—some small, some… well, smaller. Ready for the whole saga, with laughs and candid moments included? LEARN MORE
Katherine Ryan, who has done her fair share of research into all things sex, has revealed that her partner actually has a micro penis.
The Canadian TV star and comedian is no stranger to sharing details about her life between the sheets, with Ryan once admitting that she’d even performed oral sex on her boss to leave work early, among other outrageous stories.
The mum-of-three, who once said she shared a steamy encounter with a celebrity, had her husband on this week’s episode of her podcast, which is fittingly named ‘Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything’.
Ryan, 42, has been in a civil partnership with Bobby Kootstra since 2019, with the couple sharing two children, while she has a child from a previous relationship.
Ryan and Kootstra issued a warning when it comes to your nether regions while on the water (Mike Marsland/WireImage)
This week, the pair opened up on the rather personal result of an unfortunate injury that Kootstra sustained to Ryan’s thousands of listeners.
Apparently, he’s been left with a tiny manhood after trying to use a child’s water jet ski with a mate, when things went south.
Kootstra was left with a horrific groin injury, with its after-effects leaving him with a micro penis, which by definition is a member that measures 3.6 inches or smaller.
Initially panicked, he recalled to his wife: “I got pulled up [on the ski] and like, one leg drags. And then I just felt a pop.
“There was like shrinkage, from a cold pool, for a week and I was like, ‘what is going on here?'”
He wondered: “Why is it so small? I had to Google, ‘torn groin, small penis’.
“It does happen because of the injury and the muscles – it just kind of shrunk into itself,” Kootstra recalled.
It did answer a few alarming questions he had flying around in his head, though, telling his partner: “I knew at least it was because of this that my penis is so tiny now.”
Ryan’s husband has learned to live with his micropenis (Mike Marsland/WireImage)
Ryan then joked that he had a ‘good run’ as he got his micro penis at the age of 42.
“I was thinking the same thing, I am like, ‘what do I even need a penis for now?'” he quipped, to which the podcast host said in a playful response while laughing: “Great, thanks.”
Kootstra warned others not to make the same mistake on the podcast episode.
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