Is it just me, or does Jimmy Kimmel’s sharp jab at the so-called “Trump Derangement Syndrome” feel like Mercury in retrograde crashing straight into your morning coffee? On a day when the stars have us all questioning our sanity and those around us, Kimmel cuts right through the noise, reminding us that sometimes it’s perfectly rational to be a little unhinged—especially when dealing with a combo as volatile as dangerous and dumb. I mean, the cosmos is aligning in weird ways, making you wonder if the universe itself is throwing its hands up, saying, “Good luck, humanity!” So, buckle up, because this isn’t your usual late-night chuckle—it’s a cosmic call out to keep your wits about you in a world that’s losing them faster than Mercury loses speed. LEARN MORE.

Jimmy Kimmel:

“I laugh when people say, ‘oh you have Trump Derangement Syndrome’. If you are a reasonable person you should have Trump Derangement Syndrome. The fact of the matter is, this is a dangerous person, this is a stupid person, and this is a bad combination.” pic.twitter.com/UHvohhdw8T

— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) May 13, 2025

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