Ever looked up at the night sky and wondered, “What on Earth constellation were those guys thinking?” Well, with the current administration, that question’s not just for astronomy anymore – it’s an everyday query! Picture this: Aries, known for their fiery spirit, is currently ruling the night sky. Now, how does this influence what’s happening down here? While Aries usually sparks leaders with a zest for action, it seems our government is using that fire more literally. They’ve fired government workers, are fire-selling government buildings, and have tossed whole programs like Social Security and Medicare into the flames. Clearly, the stars didn’t align for the administration’s economic advisors. So, here’s a thought: perhaps we should focus on igniting those trade tariffs to smithereens instead? Let’s burn that fire in the right direction, and maybe fan the flames to torch this, ahem, “competent” administration. 🥳 Want to know more about how astrological events can clue us into current political debacles?

“It seems like we are talking about an administration that has been hellbent on firing government workers, they are hellbent on engaging in fire sales of our government buildings, and while we are at it, they are lighting the Social Security on fire, Medicaid on fire, Medicare on fire, 401(k)s on fire, Department of Education on fire; and instead what we need to light on fire are Trump’s tariffs. In fact, we could go a little bit further and fire this incompetent administration.”

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