How South Park’s ‘Small Penis Rule’ Might Just Be the Legal Kryptonite Trump Never Saw Coming—And Why Astrologers Say Mars Is Loving This Drama
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So, imagine this: the South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone — those fearless jesters of the absurd — have stepped into the ring once again, this time taking a cheeky jab at Donald Trump that’s got everyone talking. And get this, they’re allegedly wielding the infamous ‘small-penis rule’ as a legal shield against any potential Trump-sized tantrums. Now, isn’t it ironic that under this Mercury retrograde chaos, which loves to stir up misunderstandings and reckless blunders, their perfectly timed satire landed smack dab into political hot water? From lampooning Tom Cruise to roasting Meghan and Harry’s royal retreat, these guys never back down — and now, with Trump depicted in an episode as a rather modest figure, literally, they’ve stirred the pot to the max. What’s more scandalous than satire itself? Whether this episode will weather the Twitter storms or spark a lawsuit that needs a celestial lawyer remains to be seen — but one thing’s for sure, South Park is playing the cosmic game like pros. Curious for the juicy details? LEARN MORE.
South Park creators are allegedly relying on the ‘small-penis rule’ to defend themselves against any retaliation from Donald Trump as their episode sparks controversy.
South Park, and its creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, have never been one to shy away from poking fun at anyone.
There have been ‘fudge packer’ skits aimed at Tom Cruise, ‘The Worldwide Privacy Tour’ levied at Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, Barbra Streisand was turned into a wicked singer who wanted to rule the world, and Kanye’s love of ‘fish sticks’ was called out for all to see.
So, naturally, they moved on to Donald Trump with an episode that shocked most who watched it. It was there that the cartoon plastered the image of Trump’s face on a little 2D figure that was usually nude below the waist, and sporting a rather small penis.
The White House did not take kindly to the South Park episode (Paramount)
The episode was titled “Sermon on the Mount,” and showed the president naked and in bed with Satan.
Trump could be seen trying it on with the devil, to which he tells him: “I’m not in the mood right now.
“Another random b**** commented on my Instagram that you’re on the Epstein list.”
Satan also tells Trump his penis is so small he ‘can’t even see anything’.
Of course, Trump is no stranger to blasting media depictions of himself, and while many are waiting for South Park to also receive their own backlash from the POTUS, US legal experts say the use of his small penis, could save them from litigation.
This is because a lawsuit would require Trump to confirm the description of his penis as shown in the episode as having been accurate.
If Trump was to call the episode a case of defamation, he would need to prove that the statements were false and made with malice.
South Park poked fun at Trump (Paramount)
Trump spokesperson Taylor Rogers said: “The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years they have come after South Park for what they labelled as ‘offence’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show.
“Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows,” Rogers added. “This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
Parker later apologized to Trump during a panel at Comic-Con International in San Diego, where he said: “We’re terribly sorry.”
However, whether this was in reference to their episode about the BP oil spill, is still to be confirmed.
As for JD Vance’s portrayal in the episode, seemed to take it in his stride as it showed him as a mini-version of himself waiting on Trump like a servant.
He wrote on X: “Well, I’ve finally made it.”
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