Ever wonder if Mercury’s infamous retrograde might mess with more than just your text messages and travel plans? Take this wild tale from Florida—Jaythan Lawrence Gilder got snagged by the Highway Patrol after a Tiffany & Co. theft alert, but what caught the cops’ attention wasn’t just the bling alert. The guy was mumbling without opening his mouth, tongue theatrics and all, as if hiding a secret stash… which, spoiler alert, turned out to be over $770,000 worth of Tiffany earrings—ingested in a desperate attempt to keep the evidence off the books. It’s like swallowing your problems, literally—but astrology buffs might say this scenario screams of impulsive Gemini energy gone sideways or a chaotic Mars influence pushing one to risky extremes. Sometimes, the stars just love a drama-filled plot twist you can’t make up. LEARN MORE
Jaythan Lawrence Gilder was pulled over by Florida Highway Patrol after a Tiffany & Co. robbery alert went out. When officers approached the vehicle, they noticed Gilder was acting strange—talking without opening his mouth and using his tongue to shift something around. Turns out, he had allegedly swallowed over $770,000 worth of Tiffany earrings in a failed attempt to hide the evidence.
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