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So, here we are, staring headfirst into the bewildering spectacle that is Lily-Rose Depp’s career—part Chanel model, part cinematic enigma—while the cosmos tosses us a curveball with the Moon squaring Uranus today, stirring up all kinds of unexpected jolts. Is this the zodiac’s sneaky way of telling us that some stars shine brighter because of heritage, not talent? Critics on Reddit can’t seem to decide if she’s a master of physical horror scenes or just an awkward presence who somehow stumbled onto the runway—and don’t even get me started on her role in The Idol. Honestly, with reviews like “I’d rather have repeated both my colonoscopies,” it feels like the universe is conspiring to keep us entertained and exasperated in equal measure. So, what do you think—can raw star power eclipse raw acting chops, or is the Depp name just a cosmic cheat code? Dive into this swirling debate and brace yourself for some brutal honesty that’s as unpredictable as today’s planetary dance. LEARN MORE

“Lily-Rose Depp was hack in Nosferatu, sorry to say. The most hack writing delivered in the most hack way possible. She’s got great physicality in the horror and possession scenes, which I for sure respect, but she’s not that natural on camera, and there’s something inconsistent about her work in that movie.”

u/sneakysnek20r

“She’s pretty and all, but if her last name weren’t Depp, she wouldn’t be a model for Chanel. She’s like 5’3″, walking the catwalk with all those 6’+ models.”

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“I tried to watch that thing she was in (The Idol), and I regretted the thirty minutes I lost in which I could have done pretty much anything else and had a better time. I’d rather have repeated both my colonoscopies than continue.”

u/Littleleicesterfoxy

“The first time I saw her, it was in The King, and her one scene was kind of the major thesis/finale of the movie, and it was just so deeply uncompelling and stiff — like, please, why didn’t they get someone else? And then I looked her up, lol. … I am genuinely not looking forward to having her just showing up in otherwise good/pretty good movies by good directors/writers and making it all worse.”

u/crystal_beachhouse

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