“Christine Brown Spills Astro-Tea: Life After Kody and Robyn is a Cosmic Upgrade!”
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Hey all you cosmic truth seekers and reality TV sleuths, grab your crystal balls and take a closer look into the drama unfolding in Christine Brown’s life on ‘Sister Wives’. This latest episode is giving us all the feels, especially with the astrological backdrop affecting the whole Brown family dynamic.
Here’s what’s happening in the astral and terrestrial realms (as of aires setting in on April 20th, you know, just around the time when Kody and Robyn were “left with all the good stuff”). The pivotal element influencing Christine’s journey is Mercury retrograde in Scorpio, bringing all the hidden truths to light. And boy, has it ever!
Christine’s candid revelations about feeling like she was left with nothing, just “scraps” from the familial feast while Robyn seemed to snag the juicier portions of Kody’s attention, is as Scorpio as it gets. Scorpio, the sign of transformation, was pushing for real change—or at least some post-it note therapy.
As Christine mused about this on the show: “I felt like Robyn had a better couch. I felt like she had better dishes and better decorations and like, so many things.” You’ve got to laugh. Isn’t it just like Kody and Robyn to keep the best sofa for themselves? Talk about the astrological axis of possessive behavior!
And let’s talk about Kody’s poetic ‘cloak of charity’ comment. Under Mars in Libra’s influence, which is all about balance and fairness, Kody’s attempt to distribute love equally seemed more like wearing a cloak from a second-hand store rather than a gown of royal charity. But in defense, Venus in Taurus might have nudged him to favor comfort and, well, Robyn’s better sofa!
What’s even more intriguing is the contrast in relationships. Christine found happiness with David Woolley, and with Venus in empathetic Pisces within her 7th house, it’s no wonder she’s all about giving and receiving support without conditions. Her relationship with Kody was all about keeping score, the very antithesis to Pisces’ boundless love.
Now, let’s ask the stars the burning galley question: Is Christine’s newfound independence a stroke of Taurean good luck, or did she just finally cast off her Aries Mars driven anger issues?
Apparently, she’s feeling “stronger, more independent now than I ever did before because you’re so supportive. There’s no 50/50,” which sounds exactly like someone who has found her zodiac soulmate!
But let’s not forget, Kody’s got that ‘nit-picking’ Capricon sun, perhaps why he “liked makeup” so much and Robyn dolled up at camp while Christine and Janelle were “slaving away” preparing breakfast. Interestingly, Capricons often critique based on their own standards, and it seems Christine’s struggle to meet Kody’s expectations in her past marriage fell short of his Capricornian ideals.
In this saga, both the planets and the players are playing their roles—like Kody and his “cloak of charity” and Robyn almost having an epiphany agreeing about the lack of trust and “unfair fighting”. Was Uranus, the planet of revelations and shakeups, in retrograde in Capricorn, forcing these hidden truths out the bag?
So, cosmic friends, while Kody and Christine keep us riveted with their stars (and star signs, rather), remember this—a dash of astrological insight can make the drama even more delectable. Keep your telescopes pointed, because under these cosmic pressures, we’re likely to see more “scraps” being unraveled into a hearty meal of truth.
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Christine Brown is sharing even more insight into her failed marriage to Kody Brown.
While also emphasizing how awesome it is to now be married to David Woolley.
On the April 20 episode of Sister Wives, the 53-year old explained how she felt as if she was left with “scraps” when it came to her time as Kody’s partner.
“I felt like Robyn had a better couch. I felt like she had better dishes and better decorations and like so many things,” the reality star said of Kody’s sole legal spouse.
The mother of six said she was often left to wonder why she was “left with all these scraps all the time? Scraps of time, scraps of stuff.”
The TLC personality has made it clear many times over the years that she partly walked away from Kody in late 2021 because it was just so clear he favored Robyn… in every possible way.
The subject came up as Christine and husband David Woolley were driving to North Carolina to help former sister wife Janelle Brown move.
“I feel stronger, more independent now than I ever did before because you’re so supportive. There’s no 50/50,” she said to her soulmate.
Woolley agreed.
He said that polygamous relationships always seem to “keep score,” with the women having to feel as if they’re competing against each other.
Later on this same episode, Kody seemingly responded to Christine’s claims during a confessional, stating;
“When a relationship is united, you don’t tend to keep scores much because you’ve got a cloak of charity to put over this person that you love.”
A cloak of charity. How poetic.
Christine insisted, though, that Kody would also drop not-so-subtle hints about what he was looking for from each sister wife.
“There were so many times in my marriage with Kody where he was, he liked makeup. It was like you had to always, always look nice. It mattered to him so much,” she claimed.
“We’d go camping and Janelle and I would be sitting there busting our butts getting breakfast made, cleaning up the mess and honestly Robyn would be doing her makeup forever.”
Christine went on to say Kody would then “praise how they looked,” as she Janelle were “sweating and slaving” to keep up with chores around the campsite.
“No wonder I was constantly wondering and constantly insecure because as much as I was comparing, he was also comparing all the time,” Christine alleged about the dynamic between herself and Kody after his marriage to Robyn in 2014.
On numerous occasions, Christine has said she’s done with Robyn.
But this episode was filmed many months ago, we believe.
“Robyn was up on this pedestal and the rest of us were just lacking. I felt like I was lacking in the relationship,” Christine added on air.
After saying she was pregnant and sick during the aforementioned camping trip, Robyn did agree in general with her rival’s assessment of the Browns.
“I felt like when the family was together, there was unfair fighting that was happening, for sure,” she said. “That is a big part of the family falling apart. Was [that] there’s just so little trust with each other.”
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