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Brace Yourselves: Mars in Virgo Square Uranus Is About to Shake Up Your World—Chaos or Cosmic Comedy?

Added on June 18, 2025 inASTROLOGY CARDS

Ever get that punch-in-the-gut feeling like the universe just timed a cosmic joke on you? Yeah, well, this morning felt exactly like that—Mars in Virgo throwing shade at Uranus had me on edge before my coffee even kicked in. So, what cosmic punchline could possibly set me off? My dentist’s 6:30 AM text about slapping a 3% cash-only fee on our bills. Seriously? Who sends a wake-up text with financial bad news before the sun’s even up? It’s like the stars knew I’d be triggered—because, let’s be honest, in a town where wallets are already squeaking, this felt less like healthcare and more like a cosmic prank. Stick around as I unpack this celestial clash of timing, empathy, and a dental bill that screamed “Failure to read the room!” Ready to get triggered with me? LEARN MORE

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I can’t say I was surprised to be triggered this morning, with Mars in Virgo squaring Uranus. I knew immediately what was underway. It was my dentist that set me off. It’s hysterical.

The office sent a text, at six-thirty in the morning. As of the end of the month, all patients must pay in cash, or be assessed a 3% fee.

It’s not that I don’t understand credit cards charge merchants. I am a merchant! It’s not that I can’t pay cash for my dental work.  My problem was the timing of this. The insensitivity of it.

This is a very small town, with no shortage of people living close to the edge. Plenty of people have to pay for their dental work, over time.  It’s not like it’s cheap!

To be clear, our prior dentist that recently retired had the same policy. The difference was, his prices were reasonable. This dentist charges top dollar. I know, as we have spent A LOT of money there… but not anymore.

I had a new dentist, by 8:15. I was slow, because I had a client until 8 am!  You just don’t tack 3% on to your bill when your clients are by and large, struggling.  I made my new appointment and called to cancel my appointment with this dentist.  Judging by the sound of the gal’s voice, I don’t think I was the only one.

I have been noticing this, recently. Failure to read the room!

I’d be careful in this regard, if you don’t want to suffer an immediate backlash. I just thought it was funny. Mars in Virgo healthcare!

Anyone else, pop off?

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