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Ever feel like the universe is tossing you into a cosmic bumper car match this weekend? Well, buckle up—because when Mars in fiery Leo squares off with Uranus in stubborn Taurus, things might get as unpredictable as a Seattle city bus veering off route! It’s that kind of weekend where discomfort nudges you hard enough to make a change—whether you asked for it or not—and distractions might have you crashing into metaphorical poles if you’re not paying attention. Lightning-fast reactions clash with random detours, and tension—even though it’s loaded and volatile—could be just the secret sauce to boost your senses or blow up your plans like an over-caffeinated sitcom plot. So, are you ready to steer your energy like a pro, or are you about to become the main star of your own slapstick comedy? LEARN MORE
If you’re uncomfortable enough, you will change. How did it feel when I said that? What is your retort? Do you already know what that tells you about yourself? This weekend’s calling card has our own name on it. Whether the interference is beautiful or ugly, if we’re distracted for too long (and who’s to say how long is too long), we’re likely to fall down a well or whip into a pole.
All weekend, Leo Mars squares Taurus Uranus. The aspect perfects early Sunday, so effects are most keen up to that point. Sun-ruled Leo calls up the Mercury-ruled Gemini Sun, and Taurus Uranus has sign-ruler Taurus Venus on its side. Facts, communications, and attitudes that emerged or flared with early Wednesday’s (late Tuesday’s) full moon come to a head this weekend.
Mars-Uranus Leo to Taurus is inclined to physical reactivity as well. We’ve got unexpected, lightning-quick and skilled action, and blundering, out of the blue pratfalls. Either can be valiant or ego-driven, morality-based or random. Anything (Uranus) can happen (Mars). Keep a watchful eye on your surroundings, and when you get wound up — make it a point to relax and relieve your own tension (which to some degree relieves the overall effect of general tension in the collective).
Tension is not a bad thing, but tightly coiled springs can be volatile and erratic. Tension is force loaded: it can be a weapon or a tool. Until you know where you’re aiming your action, keep your tension at a manageable level, a level you can utilize. It’s a possible resource. For defense, for glory, for pleasure! Nobody needs out of control drama at this point. The workable type of tension if metered and capitalized on can heighten the senses and increase your ability to utilize awareness. Excite!
Friday night, the Saturn-ruled Capricorn Moon squares Aries Chiron and trines Uranus. As it also quincunxes Mars, the staid mood meters the Mars-Uranus tension. The initial square to Chiron is a pinching pointer to where those hot spots lie. Tune in, tune up, and transcend as the night Moon goes on to sextile Saturn and Neptune by early morning.
Saturday morning, the Moon moves to Uranus-ruled Aquarius, quincunxing Cancer Jupiter, sextiling Saturn and Neptune, then going on to conjoin retrograde Pluto. There’s a breezy, building intensity that feels both fated and driven. It could feel spiritually intoxicating, so don’t let it blow you off course or burn up your will. Avoid zealotry. Harness it like a sail uses wind: this is the easiest mood of the weekend, so take advantage of this window for tuning in to your inner lights.
Saturday night, the Aquarius Moon squares Taurus Venus, fixed air to fixed earth, as Mars nears its exact square to Uranus, fixed fire to fixed earth. Scorched earth is a real possibility, so take care; mind your tension. The trick is to utilize that fixed quality to maintain your will and keep moving forward, first one thing (needs) then another (wants). Don’t take the whole gap in one leap; innovate your moves to incorporate multiple points of initiation (like a climber anchors their rope on a mountain).
Don’t make snap moves because of ego. It’s gambling. Remember the initial questions? Who are you? Are you a shooting star or someone who can be proud of their ability to act for the benefit of all?
Sunday morning, Mars-Uranus perfects and the Aquarius Moon quincunxes Mercury. Whip-smart… and hopefully not whip-sore. But whatever it is, fold it in. A word to the wise, however that feels. Later the Moon goes on to square Juno in Scorpio. Possessiveness is a mood that flairs, but with Uranus involved, it might not be personal? Check yourself. Exactly what ARE you feeling? Check in to make sure you’ve got the right target.
The later it gets, the closer the Aquarius Moon gets to trining the Sun… and the less the tension beats its tattoo on your brain. Relax, relax… experiments have been launched, actions weighed against outcomes. The time is coming to weigh their merit; but for now the distractions are harmless and welcome. Soothing even.
Do you have any weekend plans?
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