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Astronomer CEO’s Star Collapses: Affair at Coldplay Concert Sends Career into a Cosmic Tailspin!

So here we are, caught in a cosmic dance that’s part celestial comedy, part earthly drama—two coworkers from Astronomer, Andy and Kristin, caught mid-moment on a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert, and oh boy, did their side-eye and duck-and-dive antics ignite the internet faster than Mercury can retrograde. Now, if you ask me, with the Moon hanging out in sneaky Scorpio and Mars throwing shade from a jealous Leo, the stars were practically begging for some juicy human chaos. Andy, married with kids, and Kristin, freshly divorced, suddenly found themselves viral sensations thanks to a clip that screamed “what are you hiding?” But hey, who among us hasn’t done a little squirrel move when spotlighted unexpectedly? It makes you wonder—are the heavens just messing with us through awkward public moments, or is this all part of a larger zodiacal soap opera? Buckle up, this one’s a wild ride through love, loyalty, and a sprinkle of star-studded suspicion. LEARN MORE.

The pair’s panicked and suspicious behavior made the video go extra viral, and eventually, Andy was identified along with his colleague, Astronomer HR Chief Kristin Cabot.

According to their LinkedIn profiles, which now appear to be deleted but were previously viewed by BuzzFeed, Andy has worked for Astronomer for two years, while Kristin has been there for 9 months. He’s reportedly married with two kids, while she got divorced in 2022.

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