When the Moon Throws a Party: Your Lunar Return Stellium is About to Crash Your Life (and You’ll Love the Chaos)
Added on January 31, 2026 inASTROLOGY CARDS
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Ever find yourself wondering if the moon’s mood swings are secretly calling the shots in your life? Well, I’ve been eyeballing Lunar Return charts for over three decades now—back when the birth of computer astrology programs felt like unlocking some cosmic cheat code. Funny thing, while waiting for my firstborn, these charts told me she’d arrive early. Spoiler: they were spot on. Fast forward, and I’m still hooked, monthly decoding lunar cycles like a cosmic detective. Right now, a tight-knit crew of planets is hanging out in Capricorn, stirring up Saturn-ruled vibes in my 9th house (hello, legal dramas and cosmic justice). With Jupiter and Mars throwing their weight around, I’m basically a powerhouse in this celestial courtroom—at least for now. Intrigued? Wonder where this planetary pow-wow lands in your own Lunar Return and what mischief or magic it has in store for you? Let’s dive in and see what secrets the moon’s monthly reset might reveal about your story. LEARN MORE
I’ve used Lunar Return charts for more than 30 years. I started studying them when computer calculation programs came about. I was pregnant with eldest child at the time. Via these charts, I could easily see she would be born early. I have monitored my Lunar Return, every month since that time.
Planets are clustered at this time. They will remain this way into May, making this a good time to study Lunar return charts and gauge the impact of something like this.
This cluster of planets formed in Capricorn. My Lunar Return shows the Saturn-ruled stellium, where else but my 9th house. You see why I am focused on legal stuff. Truth, justice and the rule of law (Capricorn). Jupiter in Cancer amplifies the stellium, including Mars. I’m a force multiplier in this realm, for now.
Next month will be very different. I continue to think these charts are under-utilized. I get a lot from them. They help me decode life, feel better and worry less.
If you want to get into this: Lunar Return Chart Reports. If you buy the year (13 months), they are super cheap. I did that way to encourage people to take a look at them. Culturally, I feel we’e too focused in the Solar (the ego). This, from 17 years ago: Live Your Sun, Satisfy Your Moon. That’s a major key to happiness!
Where does the current stellium land in your Lunar Return? What’s up?
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