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Ever had one of those nights where you think, “Surely, the stars cannot be conspiring against me,” only to find yourself marooned in the middle of a river in a 2006 Nissan Sentra, neck-deep in cosmic irony? Well, buckle up, because under today’s mischievous celestial dance—Mercury squaring Neptune, no less—the universe decided to test some poor souls’ river-crossing skills, or lack thereof. Imagine stalling halfway across, no signal to call for help, and fretting over whether snakes might just cozy up inside your car… Welcome to the night Nasim and their companion found themselves dangling between panic and relief until a truck came to their rescue, and suddenly, a Four Seasons suite offer sounded like the only logical next step. If you think the stars might’ve been laughing at their little adventure, you’re probably spot-on. LEARN MORE.
He continued, “We drove into the river and stalled exactly halfway across, and then we were sitting in a 2006 Nissan Sentra in the middle of a river in the middle of the night, wishing we had cellphone reception so we could call a tow truck or google ‘Can snakes get inside your river car?’ when miraculously a giant truck came down the road and the driver offered to drag our car out of the river, at which point I turned to Nasim and said, ‘Could I offer you a stay at the Four Seasons?'”
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