Ever wonder if the stars ever conspire to spill some juicy behind-the-scenes tea? Well, with Mercury square Mars today, tempers might be flaring hotter than a Saturday Night Live afterparty gone wrong. Our favorite outspoken voice doesn’t hold back one bit while recording his audiobook—calling out who treated him like the star and who, frankly, could have used a little cosmic realignment themselves. I mean, if the universe is tossing shade, why not dish it out with a side of ‘Fuck ’em,’ right? Dive in to unravel the drama, the love, and, yep, the honest-to-God snark that only the zodiac and showbiz can deliver in the same breath. LEARN MORE.

Then, while recording the audiobook version, he went off-script, elaborating, “They never going to host Saturday Night Live. And I don’t mean — that’s not even me, but that’s what happened to me over there. They never treated me well. There were people that treated me beautifully, like Will Ferrell and Colin Quinn and Molly Shannon — I love them. But Cheri Oteri and Chris Kattan — I never cared for them either. Fuck ’em.”

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