Black Friday Just Got Cosmic: Unlock Secret Lunar & Asteroid Deals That’ll Make Your Chart (and Wallet) Explode!
Added on November 21, 2025 inASTROLOGY CARDS
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Ever notice how Mercury seems to throw a wrench in our plans just when we’re gearing up for those Black Friday buys? Well, whether the stars are aligning for chaos or clarity this year, you might as well cash in on some cosmic deals while they’re hot! I’m throwing open the gates on this year’s astro-themed Black Friday sale early — think lunar insights, asteroid deep dives, and sprawling transit reports all at prices that almost feel like the universe is gifting them to you. Curious how a Baker’s Dozen of lunar return reports could map your month for just a few bucks each? Or what secrets the asteroids have been whispering about your life? Spoiler: these aren’t your average astrology reads—each report is a treasure trove and makes a stellar gift, too. So, ready to have the planets work in your favor this shopping season?
I’m jumping the gun here, like everyone else! Here are this years offerings!
I’ll start with One Year of Lunar Return Reports, on sale for just $40. If you buy a single Lunar Report report, the cost is $10. When you buy a year’s worth, I send you 13 reports (a Baker’s Dozen). This brings the cost to about $3 per report! The lunar return chart offers insight into the month ahead. Please select “Thirteen months” so see the discount. Get your deal here!
You may also be interested in my Deluxe Transit Report. This in-depth report includes interpretation of transits by the faster moving planets, personalized for you! The report covers an entire year. If you print it, you’ll find it’s a whopping 70 pages long. On sale for just $19.
I am also discounting our Deluxe Asteroid Report. This report includes interpretation of the twelve major asteroids in the chart, along Hekate, Flora and Chiron. It describes the meaning of each body in its sign and in it’s house. The report also treats both major and minor aspects to your natal planets as well as aspects, asteroid to asteroid, and aspects to the lunar nodes, Black Moon Lilith, the ascendant and the midheaven! Sale price – $13
Last, you might want to try out meaty Progressed Chart Report. This report is particularly thorough and satisfying. Click the sample report here; you’ll see what I mean. I’m reducing the price of this report to just $13!
All these reports are great to have for yourself, but they also make excellent gifts. If you have a special request, there is a field where you can include a note. I always check it so just let me know what you want.
Sale prices are good through Cyber Monday!
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