So, here we are again—Orlando Bloom’s love life acting up like Mercury in retrograde—chaotic, misunderstood, and stirring the cosmic pot just when you least expect it. Rachel’s Instagram is looking more like a battleground, swarmed by Katy Perry’s staunch fans who’ve apparently signed the “Orlando’s New Girlfriend” rumor as gospel truth. I mean, seriously, how many times can one celebrity trio spin around in these love triangles before the universe throws up its hands? At least we get the real story, right? And while Katy’s staying mum for now, I can’t help but think—even in the chaos—I’d be a little flattered if it were me. Oh, the glamorous woes of fame under starlit scrutiny. LEARN MORE.
The worst part of it is that Rachel’s Instagram comments are now being flooded with hate comments from Katy’s fans, many of whom probably fell for the viral rumor and believe that she’s actually Orlando’s new girlfriend. At least we can say that we know the truth!
Katy’s not commented on this, but we’ll be sure to let you know if she does. I’d genuinely be a bit flattered.
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