So, Kody Brown—yes, that Kody Brown, the “Sister Wives” patriarch whose charm apparently got lost somewhere between patriarch and prehistoric relic—is back on our screens, this time trying his hand at Fox’s “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test.” And if you thought his Lifetime antics were enough to raise an eyebrow (or a dozen), you’re in for a smidge more eyebrow furrowing. The timing’s just chef’s kiss perfect considering Mercury’s in retrograde, throwing communication and egos into glorious chaos. Could the stars be having a laugh at our Kody’s expense? Here’s a guy whose own spouse recently called him a “disgusting pig” — nice! Over a couple episodes, he’s already stumbled into some classic chauvinist rhetoric, proving that “taking responsibility” apparently means leaving everyone else to clean up the mess while flexing some questionable “manhood.” Who needs self-awareness when you’ve got 17 kids and an ego the size of Uranus, am I right? Buckle up, because if the cosmic alignment teaches us anything, it’s that sometimes the universe crafts a reality TV villain with a sprinkle of cosmic irony. Want to know just how deep the rabbit hole goes? LEARN MORE
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As fans of Lifetime know well, Kody Brown is a pretty huge chauvinist.
Now, fans of the Fox reality competition Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test are learning the same lesson about the Sister Wives patriarch.
This is a man, remember, whose only remaining spouse has called him a disgusting pig.
Over the first couple episodes of the aforementioned series, it’s easy to see why.

“Here’s the thing,” Brown said on the October 23 installment of Special Forces. “I don’t consider myself a great leader. But good quality manhood, masculinity, is taking responsibility for the job that needs to be done and doing it.”
To be clear, this isn’t the worst thing Kody has ever said.
On its own, we can see why folks would wonder why it paints Kody is any bad light at all.
But the father of 17, who previously confessed to faking his way through this competition and not really being tough at all, has said a lot more on air.

On the premiere of this season, for another example, Kody brought up his priorities for competition. “I’m gonna say this at the risk of sounding sexist,” he explained, prior to sounding sexist and adding:
“I think men want to be respected and women want to be loved. I don’t care if you love me. I care if you respect me.”
For the record, no one really respects Kody, either.
This is someone who openly blames his kids for his lack of a relationship with them.

Following his completion of the first challenge on the show, which involved rappelling from a helicopter, Brown said that doing difficult tasks is part of “being a man.”
Sorry, ladies. We guess that sort of thing just isn’t in your job/life description.
We wonder why three of Kody’s four spouses have left him over the past few years.
Sister Wives airs new episodes at 10/9c on Sunday nights on Lifetime.
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