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Unlock Your Cosmic Type: Which Planet’s Personality Plays Puppet Master Over Your Life?

Added on July 5, 2025 inASTROLOGY CARDS

Ever had a chat that spiraled from a simple idea to a cosmic comparison between planets and personalities? Well, buckle up. The other night, I tossed an idea at my husband, and what I got back was this intense, violent story—totally not where I was headed. But then he throws out this gem: “I’m like a terrestrial planet—dense and grounded. You? More like a jovian giant—big, creative, and all over the place.” Now, I’m left wondering… in this vast universe of minds, are you more Earthy solid or outer space grand? Especially with Mercury doing its own little dance in the sky today, messing with our thoughts and communication—maybe it’s the perfect moment to figure out if you’re packing dense gravity or giant gas vibes. Intrigued? Ready to find out where you land in this planetary personality lineup? LEARN MORE!

I told my husband of an idea/memory I had. He listened intently.   “What do you make of that?” I asked.

He shared an intensely violent story, explaining this is what it conjured up for him.

“Hmm,” I said.

“Sorry, P.”

“No need. I understand why you’d think that but I was thinking along a different track. I’m not sure how this happened but if I could figure it out I may really be on to something.  What if I could come up with stuff like this all the time due my unusual experience? It’s my experience which means it’s my legacy.  What if I could tap it like this? LOOK OUT. I might find ways to draw lines all over the place, do you see what I mean?”

“P, I think I’m like a terrestrial planet. I’m dense.  And I think you are more like a jovian planet. They’re bigger.  The jovian planets are the outer planets and they big, less dense and they are less put together.”

“I see.”

“Yeah, I am rhino,” he explained. “I am one dense Son-of-a-bitch. You’re not dense, P. You’re out there. You are a bigger thinker than I am. You are more creative and you’re just not compact like I am.”

I let it go at that. I realized my scheme is harebrained however I bet something comes of it.

Are you primarily Terrestrial or Jovian?

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