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Britney Just Threw Major Shade at Two Exes — And Astrology Reveals Why the Stars Aren’t on Their Side!

Ever get that feeling the universe is throwing you a cosmic side-eye just when you’re trying to keep your life drama at bay? Well, Britney Spears just dropped a social media grenade aimed squarely at her exes — calling them “complete a-holes,” no less. And with Mercury retrograde still messing with communication, maybe it’s the stars backing her up in this no-holds-barred rant. Two years post-divorce from Sam Asghari and only 14 months after their whirlwind marriage, Britney’s letting everyone know she’s more into animals — especially dogs that actually “bow” to her — than the toxic people who’ve crossed her path. Let’s unpack what might’ve sparked this fiery missive and why she’s choosing paws over problems these days. LEARN MORE.

Britney Spears Posted A Fiery Message About Her Exes

Britney Spears was serious when she said “Don’t you know that you’re toxic?” in 2003.

Now, two years after Britney and Sam Asghari’s divorce, after only 14 months of marriage, she shared a now-deleted message about two unspecified exes on social media while expressing her ability to connect with animals.

“I’m so turned off by humanity and the way people have literally … I have no words !!!” Britney began in the June 10 post.

“I dated two fucking complete assholes,” she said, noting she had an “extremely shady week.”

“Now the guys were of course cruel humans that never even acknowledged me and never held my hand in the car for 6 years !!!” Britney added. “I choose animals over people anyday!!!”

Britney’s had several high-profile relationships over the years, most notably with Justin Timberlake from 1999–2002.

Then, she married her backup dancer, Kevin Federline, with whom she shares two sons, Sean Preston, 19, and Jayden, 18. They divorced in 2007.

In 2016, Britney met Sam Asghari on the music video set for “Slumber Party,” and they were married in June 2022. In August 2023, Sam filed for divorce.

On a June 2 episode of the Trading Secrets podcast with Bachelor alum Jason Tartick, Sam spoke about his divorce from Britney, saying he “wanted her to have a prenup.”

“I wanted to make sure she’s protected, because throughout her life, everybody — I don’t know one person that’s ever been in her life that didn’t take advantage of her,” Sam continued. “It’s very sad. I wanted to make sure that I’m the person that don’t do that.”

Sam said he doesn’t get mad at the fans or the public for their speculation about his relationship with Britney. “Looking from an outside perspective,” Sam added. “I see there’s an age difference, there’s a fame difference, there’s this, there’s that. But realistically, we met as costars.”

While it’s not clear if Sam’s recent podcast appearance triggered Britney’s response or which exes she was talking about, someone was toxic, and she doesn’t want a taste of that poison paradise anymore.

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