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The best part of growing up is figuring out the smartest ways to keep being childish. When you’re a kid, you’re not smart enough to figure out a gate system to protect yourself while you play computer games.

When you’re an adult, years of experience has given you the engineering skills to be a child in peace.

Annoying Your Wife Is A National Pastime

Someone must have slipped a line into the wedding vows that says, “I promise to annoy my wife until the end of time.”

Boys grow up with 18 years of practice annoying their mothers. By the time they meet their significant others, they are experts at being childish.

Every little girl on the playground knows that boys are gross. Even though they grow up and stop eating dirt, they keep up a few habits like this dad coming up.

Not Your Typical Grandpa

Most of us think the older generations are awful with technology but don’t forget that some people’s grandparents had to be the original nerds.

This grandfather proves that you’re never too old to have a sweet PC gaming set up to spend hours with and ignore your wife asking you to cut the grass.

This Is Why Women Stress Over Weddings

Men always complain that women take weddings too seriously and micromanage every detail of planning, but just look what happens when she lets the guy decide one minor detail.

I want to blame Mr. Spiderman for showing up to a marriage ceremony dressed like this, but the girl should have known better.

Boys Never Stop Leaving Their Scent Everywhere

Men pass gas 24/7 and have no shame about it. Seriously, it must be some sort of weird evolutionary trait men still have. Maybe it’s a way to mark their territory, or leave their scent, or attract a mate.

Whatever the reason is, men are shameless about it.

If you still think story time is just for kids, then you’re way behind on the times. One guy coming up knows how to appreciate what kids don’t.

Hey, Men Love Bubble Baths Too

I think a lot of women forget that men have a soft side and they shouldn’t be afraid to show it. It surprises some people how many men love bubble baths, but what’s not to like?

When you’re a kid, you used the bubbles to make a fake beard. Even though you’re now old and have grown a real beard, the fun continues.

You Never Outgrow The Toy Aisle

There’s no way that all those guys are shopping for their kids or nephews. They are there for the newest release of the Kylo Ren action figure, and you have to respect them for it.

The number of grown men dressed up for the latest Star Wars premiere was impressive, but not surprising.

Dr. Suess Is A Literary Genius

Storytime is sweet. You get to lay down and hang out while someone shares cool stories with you.

Now you just have to figure out how to get your wife to read you bedtime stories that aren’t about how uncool it was that Karen from accounting took the last donut from the breakroom, even though she’s always bragging about her Southbeach Diet.

It’s true that being an adult is getting excited about picking up some new light switches and installing them, but it doesn’t have to be boring.

It’s A Known Fact That Men Love Fire

Humanity was born around taming fire, but men are a little more obsessed with it than women. Girls are so over it, but something about lighting off a firework or starting up a bonfire hypes any man up.

This dad-in-law is so stoked about having sparklers at the wedding that he just can’t contain it.

I See What He’s Doing Here

It may seem childish, but having a sense of humor is one of the ways adult men can get away with so much. Why do you think the dad joke was invented? To distract wives from all the house projects you never finish.

This pilot saw the opportunity to use an innocent traffic stick to mess with all his passengers, and it’s legendary.

If You Have To Adult, Have Some Fun With It

I knew I was officially an adult the moment I got excited to go to Home Depot at 9 AM on a Saturday. Buying compost bins has never been so exciting.

Yes, Home Depot is just a part of adulthood, but these two guys show that growing up doesn’t have to mean getting old.

One guy coming up proves even restaurant staff have to deal with the childish side of men too.

You Won’t Defeat Captain Hook If You’re Asleep

Napping abilities are probably the only thing about men that do change as they grow up. No 8-year-old boy wants to nap, but every naptime is the best time for any 28-year-old father.

If you can’t fall asleep within five minutes while on a recliner chair with your arms folded across your chest, are you really a dad?

Total Eclipse Of The Head

There was a storm during the 2017 North America total solar eclipse, so this dad improvised and brought the eclipse inside. This is the type of ingenuity only a small child could figure out.

The better move would have been a total eclipse of the beer gut.

The Kid’s Menu Should Apply To Grown Up Men Too

We all know that one person who always orders the chicken strips and fries at every restaurant they go. They might as well be served a sippy cup like this guy was.

Someone should change the kid’s menu to say, “Children 12 and under, and men of all ages.”

This one dad coming up shows why even though we all know men are still kids at heart, we keep leaving them alone to babysit children.

Not Your Typical Cute Couple Photo

This reminds me of the time my entire extended family was out to a nice dinner, and I watched my young cousin place a wet-nap over his face, poke through eyes and a mouth hole, then proceed to sip his chocolate milk through the hole for five minutes.

Literal hard evidence that men have the same sense of humor all their life.

“Okay, We’ll Get The Pink Collar If I Can Use Her As A Machine Gun”

Life is full of compromises. Like when you don’t want a cat, but your girlfriend does, so you end up getting a cat with a neon pink collar.

The trick is to find a way to make the decision benefit both of you. It looks like this guy has figured out a way to do that by turning a cute kitten in a deadly killing machine.

This Is Why Men Can’t Be Trusted Alone In Craft Stores

The only thing riskier than letting the man do the grocery shopping is leaving him alone with the kid while you shop. Men revert to their childish ways when left alone with a kid, which is why they’re so great at playtime.

This dad was left alone for 5 minutes in the craft store and ended up recreating a Renaissance painting. It’s actually kind of impressive.

He’s Graduated To The 21st Century

A lot has changed over the years, but sex continues to sell. From nudie magazines to VHS tapes, to the age of the internet, men have always found a way.

As you get older, you care less about hiding it and end up being this old guy looking for nudes in the Apple store.

Googly. Eyes. Everywhere.

There are two things in life men should not be allowed to buy: googly eyes and label makers. They will have way too much fun with both of them.

Before you know it, you’ll end up with googly eyes on the dog’s butt and a label on every single thing in the house.