If you’re hoping to hear a bunch of stories about me doing coke in a club bathroom with an A-list actor, or having a torrid one-night-stand with a pop star, I’m sorry…this post is going to disappoint. My celeb interactions are a whole lot more mundane. When it comes to celebs, the only thing interesting about me is that I’ve been in L.A. a long time — since the early ’90s! — so I’ve seen a lot of them.
I get it, you wanted filet mignon, and I’ve got ground beef. But you’re hungry, and it’s better than nothing, right? So here are 25 mostly unremarkable but fun run-ins I’ve had with celebs:
1.
Joey Lawrence
2.
Maureen Flannigan
5.
Gary Busey
6.
Olivia Rodrigo
7.
Shia LaBeouf
8.
Jerry Seinfeld
9.
Matt Damon
10.
Mike Meyers
11.
Robin Williams
12.
Chris Farley
13.
Crispin Glover
14.
Elton John
15.
Jessica Alba
16.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
17.
Tom Hanks
18.
Catherine Keener and Dermut Mulroney
19.
Steph Curry