Ever wonder how much cosmic chaos a mid-July rehearsal break could bring? Picture this: beneath the moody skies of Cancer season—when emotions run higher than a kid on cotton candy—a lunch break at Coney Island turns into a slapstick showdown fit for the zodiac’s most sensitive crab. Two actors squeeze into the backseat of a Toyota for warmth, a hotdog in one hand and a half-chicken dripping mustard grease in the other, setting the stage for a greasy feud that ends with one actor elbowing the other out of the car and a director forced to choose who stays and who walks. Spoiler alert—Richard takes the hit, and the rumor mill hasn’t stopped spinning since, even dragging in a strange gerbil conspiracy. Talk about celestial drama on earth! Get ready to dive into this hilariously messy tale of backstage rivalry and mustard mishaps. LEARN MORE.
“Then, we were rehearsing at Coney Island, and it was lunchtime, so we decided to take a break, and the only place that was warm was in the backseat of a Toyota. I was eating a hotdog, and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, ‘That thing is going to drip all over the place.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ I said, ‘If it gets on my pants, you’re gonna know about it.’ He proceeds to bite into the chicken, and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay. Richard was given his walking papers and to this day seriously dislikes me. He even thinks I’m the individual responsible for the gerbil rumor. Not true…but that’s the rumor,” he said.
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