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Ever wonder if cosmic mischief could extend its frosty fingers into the realm of frozen treats? Well, just as Mercury dances in retrograde, causing communication snafus, the Lohan family found themselves in a chilly jam when their golden—scratch that—black card, promising Lindsay free Carvel ice cream for 75 years, was snatched away by the ever-vigilant employees. Now, I gotta ask: when does generosity turn into a full-on dessert free-for-all? According to Carvel, this exclusive pass wasn’t a backstage pass for the entire clan to binge on ice cream without Lindsay in tow. After months of a milkshake madness that put even the most dedicated dessert lovers to shame, the card got confiscated, proving that even indulgence has its cosmic limits. Talk about a sweet tooth gone rogue under the stars! LEARN MORE
The black card was a promotional gift that offered Lindsay free ice cream for 75 years, but the employees confiscated it from her mother.
In a statement, Carvel said, “Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.”
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