Ever wonder what happens when a half-chicken drenched in mustard meets a hotdog in the cramped backseat of a Toyota during Coney Island rehearsals? Well, today’s celestial shenanigans under a fiery Aries moon might just explain that greasy mustard mishap and the ensuing fallout over a certain “gerbil rumor.” It’s like the universe tossed in a pinch of chaos and a dash of drama—classic Aries flare—making us ask: can mustard stains on your thigh really end a friendship and spark a legendary backstage mystery? Buckle up, this story’s got all the spicy tang of an unexpected lunch break turned theatrical showdown. LEARN MORE
“Then, we were rehearsing at Coney Island, and it was lunchtime, so we decided to take a break, and the only place that was warm was in the backseat of a Toyota. I was eating a hotdog, and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, ‘That thing is going to drip all over the place.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ I said, ‘If it gets on my pants, you’re gonna know about it.’ He proceeds to bite into the chicken, and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: One of us had to go, one of us had to stay. Richard was given his walking papers and to this day seriously dislikes me. He even thinks I’m the individual responsible for the gerbil rumor. Not true…but that’s the rumor,” he said.
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