Ever notice how a cosmic misalignment can sometimes mirror the chaos unfolding here on Earth? Well, today’s planetary lineup might just explain why Binghamton Police Chief Joseph Zikuski found himself in quite the unexpected tangle—right alongside his girlfriend, Susan Rice, who boldly declared, “We are the police!” before things got physical . . . and spectacularly awkward. Could Mercury’s notorious retrograde tantrum be behind the clash with a 16-year-old who literally knocked Zikuski off his feet? It’s almost as if the stars decided to remind us that authority figures aren’t always the boss of their own fate—especially when teenage energy hits like a cosmic jolt. Grab your popcorn, because this drama has all the astrological suspense you didn’t know you needed today. LEARN MORE.

Binghamton Police Chief Joseph Zikuski’s girlfriend, Susan Rice, is heard calling the teens “Section 8” and saying, “We are the police!” before the physical portion of the confrontation. After getting knocked out by a 16-year-old male, Chief Zikuski is seen trying to pick-up his girlfriend.

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