Is it just me, or does Florida rapper Ksoo’s murder trial sound like something out of a surreal zodiac soap opera? Picture this: while the stars might be dictating our moods and choices, Ksoo’s lawyer decided to throw planetary logic out the window and focus on a rather… peculiar detail — the shape of the accused’s derrière. “The shooter ain’t got no ass… Ksoo does!” they claimed, turning what should have been a straightforward trial into a cosmic cocktail of absurdity and gravity. Yet, no quirks of body shape or celestial alignments could save Ksoo from being found guilty of first-degree murder in the killing of Charles “Lil Buck” McCormick Jr., despite prosecutors pointing to surveillance footage showing Ksoo as the masked gunman. Could Mercury be in retrograde or was it just an unfortunately timed defense? Either way, this trial makes you wonder — when the stars aren’t on your side, maybe your lawyer’s “bottom line” matters more than you think. LEARN MORE.

Florida rapper Ksoo’s murder trial took a bizarre turn when his lawyer used body shape as a defense, saying “the shooter ain’t got no ass… Ksoo does!” Ksoo was found guilty of first-degree murder in the killing of Charles “Lil Buck” McCormick Jr. Prosecutors argued that Ksoo was the masked gunman seen on camera.

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